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SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

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indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

Give me my seven bucks

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supermoclel:

sassying:

we live in a society where people have more makeup than brain cells

this post is really gross

"girls who wear makeup r stupid!!! to be a smart person u have to b #teamnatural!!!! i enjoy insulting women!!!!"

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emphasi:

Sorry mom can’t go to school my eyebrows aren’t on fleek and my eyeliner game isn’t strong :(

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primordyaforever:

WTF?

I bought  a dog in Skyrim, and when we got to my house I told it to stay there because I didn’t want it to get hurt and possibly die in battle. Well, I just got back after a long line of questing, and the dog is NOWHERE to be found!

WTF?????

Followers only wait for two days

If you dont have hearthfire or whatever add on they are only “followers” so they will only wait for 2 days or so, but if you have the expansion you can adopt a child, have a dog “follow’ you then the child will ask if they can keep it and then if you say yes they will stay forever if you want.

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