i hope you miss me so much that your head starts to spin
so if a bisexual dates someone of another gender, they’re really straight and looking for attention
and if a bisexual dates someone of the same gender, they’re really gay and calling themself bi out of internalized homophobia
and if a bisexual is polyamorous, they’re the reason bisexuals “can’t be trusted”
and single bisexuals are predatory liars
what the fuck are we supposed to do
Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.
#sundaybumday I’m in love with my back 💕
This cute little guy was found asleep in the back of an Ottawa OC Transpo bus.
OC Transpo tweeted earlier today that the fox snuck onto the bus while it was parked in the garage for maintenance.
He left on his own after his nap.
my ideal roommate: dog
push-up bra’s are honestly one of the greatest things, it’s nice feeling like you have boobs every once in a while.
brand new - jesus christ
FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES