thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft


thisishangingrockcomics:

so bored @ work i started doodling all these shit comics on business cards

thisishangingrockcomics:

so bored @ work i started doodling all these shit comics on business cards


cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance


sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 




marlborhoe:

I got a new tattoo the other day. couldnt be more excited.

marlborhoe:

I got a new tattoo the other day. couldnt be more excited.




chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise


lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204


"

Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours.

"
An Unknown Genius  (via housewifeswag)

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT


faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face


musicals-and-bad-jokes:

Stop acting like the bi slut stereotype and hypersexualisation of bisexuality are harmless jokes and all in good fun when 46.1% of bisexual women are survivors of rape.


colourfulbutts:

Real Friends // I've Given Up On You

colourfulbutts:

Real Friends // I've Given Up On You